Quotes About Comedy

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

My way of looking at the world is that if it is true, it is funny and it is dark. No matter how dark it is, I just think it is funny. I can't help it.

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show's really funny, it's got a heart, so I think it's pretty safe.

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?

I struggled with that notion early in my career. 'I know this is funny but nobody is laughing.' This thought occurred for years.

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that's my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her.

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.

I'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me.

I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!"

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.