Quotes About Comedy

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.

I'm really funny now.

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

I started a funny book from the 1930s called The Code of the Woosters by P. G. Wodehouse. Wodehouse is a comic genius.

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

The show doesn't go on because it's ready it goes on because it's 11:30.

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.