Quotes About Comedy
The basic two-step in humor is to (a) state some common problem, frequently with a cliché, and (b) create an unexpected ending or surprise.
~ Unknown
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And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!
~ Michael Buckley
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came out to this site and do you know what I heard?" There was a brief silence and then a loud, squeaky fart. Sabrina turned and saw Puck fall over with laughter. For once, one of his childish pranks was well timed.
~ Michael Buckley
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You are a terrible human being," Daphne croaked. "Woof!" the dog agreed.
~ Michael Buckley
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I would define a Coarse Actor as one who can remember the lines but not the order in which they come. it is perhaps not an entirely satisfactory definition, and a close friend whom I regard as easily the most desperately bad actor in West Bromwich suggests that a Coarse Actor is one who can remember the pauses but not the lines.
~ Unknown
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dyslexic man walks into a bra... 2. "I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
~ Unknown
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I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.
~ Michael Ian Black
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In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.
~ Michael Mandelbaum
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With Michael McCarty Books: You will find both Horror and hilarity ... at no extra charge (LOL)
~ Unknown
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Tioga did you wipe it on my mustache?
~ Unknown
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Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
~ Michael Pollan
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I think I'm in love," he said after swallowing. "I could marry that pie." "According to the anti-gay crowd, that'll be next," said Nan. "Pies and sheep.
~ Michael Thomas Ford
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the week of July 24 was a head-slammer. First, it opened the next episode in what had become a comic-opera
~ Michael Wolff
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Përgjithësisht, grave u mungon humori, prandaj ato e shohin humorin si pjesë të cilësive burrërore".
~ Michel Houellebecq
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I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
~ Michelle Pfeiffer
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People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
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The most difficult character in comedy is that of a fool, and he must be no simpleton who plays the part.
~ Miguel de Cervantes
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Ready to split his sides with laughing.
~ Miguel de Cervantes
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And killing time is perhaps the essence of comedy, just as the essence of tragedy is killing eternity.
~ Miguel de Unamuno
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I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
~ Mike Epps
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They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.
~ Mike Judge
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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours.
~ Mike Myers
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Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.
~ Mike Myers
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In order to get a foothold into the London alternative comedy circuit, new acts, like ourselves, had to get booked in one of the smaller venues, usually clubs above pubs, on the outskirts of town. The crowds were small, typically about ninety people.
~ Mike Myers
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