Quotes About Comedy

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

A delightfully droll look at how the other half lives from a pet pooch's point of view.

Horror shares an edge with hilarity.

At least I rescued your poor hot dog.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.

Humor is just another defense against theuniverse.

There's something amazing about humor and laughter. It broadens your perspective.

Never laugh at your wife's choices… you're one of them

Our flesh is a gift of laughter.

So where'd you park the car, Max?''I don't know. I couldn't see over the wheel.''That's okay. I think I can smell it.

Seriously, I 've got to know if I need to protect you from people running with pencils." ~ Laney

Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.

There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!

I'm poor and my cat is huge.