Quotes About Integrity

Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

You can't eat your friends and have them too

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

Journalists belong in the gutter because that is where the ruling classes throw their guilty secrets.

It's funny, a lot of people think I take myself seriously because I come off so serious sometimes. But it's not that I take myself seriously, I take what I do seriously.

There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

If you don't have it in your part, leave it out, because there is enough missing already.

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.

Don't repeat the lies of the liars.