Quotes About Integrity

No one likes a person that "should of" all over the place.

Honor is kind of what you get when you weaponize manners

If upper management found out, they'd send you off to the Probing Department.

Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and seeing him for what he truly is: a child of God in need of an attitude adjustment.

I'd rather be a friendless loser than have a bunch of friends who secretly hated me. (spoken by Massie Block)

Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

You want some advice?""Yes""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo

If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss.

I hope I died honorably. I have a great deal to atone for. - Eler Nersal

The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to lie for you.

He who loves lies suffers from no disease than lies! He who believes in and acts upon lies suffers from no disease than ignorance!

Absolutely. Justice served with a side of pineapple. That's what I'm here for.

I'm pretty much the definition of an American Hero.

He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy.

Nobody touches my ding dongs!

If you never leave me, I won't eat your stuff. - Belle, Dog Only Knows

I whispered across the bars to Jackaby as I rose, "Shall I tell them the truth?""Have you killed anyone?" he asked, quietly."No, of course not!""Then I can't imagine why you shouldn't.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Oh, for the love of God. There is no agent more agent than you. I swear you have pin-striped ties encrypted into your DNA. When you die, the coffin is going to read Property of the FBI.

No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.

I wouldn't dignify it with the name immoral.

I've never met a politician who didn't deserve to be tossed into a pit full of Kallin, " Beranabus grunts.