Quotes About Fantasy

was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.

Dodging harpies in the night with a wraith dangling below me as we fly to a castle full of dragons. What could go wrong?

The last thing we need is a giant magical cow running around loose. It could be total mayhem.

And my dreams of adventure are complete," Sidekick said. "I'm luggage.

planet, which happened to be a simulacrum of the planet.

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.

A crossbow?" Pigeon asked. I left my battle-ax in my other jeans," the man said.

This is going to take a while. I'm a fantasy author. We have trouble with the concept of brevity.

I bring you a message from a friend of ours," she said quietly. "He wanted you to know that he's not dead. He can't be killed." "He is hope." The she raised the spear and rammed it directly into the Lord Ruler's heart.

Remember, despite the fact that this book is being sold as a 'fantasy' novel, you must take all of the things it says extremely seriously, as they are quite important, are in no way silly, and always make sense. Rutabaga.

Elend started. "Vin!" Then, he smiled. "What took you so long?" "I got delayed by an Inquistor and a dark god," she said. "Now hustle.

So, when people try to give you some book with a shiny round award on the cover, be kind and gracious, but tell them you don't read "fantasy," because you prefer stories that are real. Then come back here and continue your research on the cult of evil Librarians who secretly rule the world.

She can shoot like a dream and she carries tiny grenades in her top, a bit of my addled mind thought. I think I might be in love.

Brandon Sanderson

Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done.

Alcatraz actually knows a person named Brandon Sanderson. That man, however, is a fantasy writer and is therefore prone to useless bouts of delusion in literary form.

Very well, you two," Pattern said. "No mating. NO MATING." He hummed to himself, as if pleased, then sank down onto a plate.

Magic works best for me when it aligns with scientific principles.

Your hallucination... Yes? Your hallucination has hallucinations. Yes.

It was a nice dream, wasn't it, Syl?" he asked. "That we could escape? Find peace at long last?" "Such a wonderful dream," she whispered.

Imaginary things were often the only items of real substance in people's lives.

I doubt any dragon ever had it so good anyway.

You realize he's claiming to have been in the Olympics, she sent. But a leprechaun stole his medal.

Oh, you didn't want to hear that? I'm sorry. You'll just have to forget that I wrote it. There are several convenient ways to do that. I hear hitting yourself on the head with a blunt object can be very effective. You should try using one of Brandon Sanderson's fantasy novels. They're big enough, and goodness knows, that's really the only useful thing to do with them.