Quotes About Misadventure

The American taxpayers should not have to send one more penny on the Administration's Iraq misadventure. Let's give our troops the supplies they need to get out of Iraq safely. Let's bring our troops home.

Another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Accidental death then," Tubman said with some relief. "Or what we like to call 'death by misadventure,' if you add in the empty bottle. Is Skeeter on the way?" "As far as I know," Larry said. "Cody had him called.

You're a Boy Scout?" "Well, I was until I got kicked out." "What did you get kicked out for?" "I kept getting lost." "Huh?" "You know, on hikes. We went on all these hikes, and I kept going in the wrong direction or getting left behind or--" He shrugged. "You said I was a goofup, Marla. So you know." She nodded. "Well, try not to get us lost on the way to the library.

You're a Boy Scout?" "Well, I was until I got kicked out." "What did you get kicked out for?" "I kept getting lost.

C'mon, now," yelled Arden, "that was off by a mile." Kenny sidled up to Buster, holding the beer can that Joseph had obliterated with the potato gun. The can looked like a piece of shrapnel pulled from an unlucky body, jagged edges and splattered with warm pieces of potato.

Adventure is something that happens to someone else. When it's happening to you, it's only trouble.

It all jibed, and the books would close on Jasper as death by misadventure. Unofficially, Eve labeled it death by stupidity, but there wasn't a place on the sheet for that particular observation. - Lt. Eve Dallas on a drunk fall off the roof

The Fourth Crusade was an epic clusterfuck a comic-opera misadventure a tragic saga with farcical elements.

Transcribed from the 1889 J.

Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.