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Quotes About Bedtime

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
~ Mitch Hedberg
wonder if you can brush your teeth and get into your pajamas before Dad does.
~ Jane Nelsen
Each night Father fills me with dread When he sits on the foot of my bed; I'd not mind that he speaks In gibbers and squeaks, But for seventeen years he's been dead.
~ Edward Gorey
Having got into bed and turned out the light, I quietly burst into tears because I am not a good person. As they came and went for some minutes, I was concerned with the words following 'because' in the previous sentence, rewriting them over and over in my head until they seemed to be as close to the truth as it was possible for me to make them.
~ Edward Gorey
Let me tell you a joke, Rora said. Mujo and his wife, Fata, are in bed. It's late at night. Mujo is falling asleep, and Fata is watching porn: a horny couple, all silicone and tattoos, is sucking and fucking like there is no tomorrow. Mujo says, C'mon, Fata, turn that off, let's go to sleep. And Fata says, Let me just see if these kids are going to get married in the end.
~ Aleksandar Hemon
My first real television-watching experience was when I watched 'L.A. Law,' like, at 10 o'clock Thursday nights with my parents. They would let me stay up late.
~ Jonathan Levine
I understand that more and more children under the age of 10 go to bed without having something read to them or reading something themselves. Instead, there are more and more TVs in children's bedrooms and they are going to sleep watching TV.
~ Michael Rosen
I always take a shower now before I go to bed. It's so important just to cleanse everything off.
~ Antoni Porowski
I want to do the basic things, like putting my daughter to bed. It's the sweetest thing.
~ Tom Douglas
I don't really sleep until gone midnight anyway. It takes me a while to calm down before my mind allows me to switch off.
~ Theo Paphitis
Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.'
~ Rebecca Romijn
Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.
~ Red Skelton
Also, don't allow naps to run so late (past 4:00 P.M., perhaps) that they will interfere with falling asleep at night.
~ Richard Ferber
Eventually he will simply find it preferable to go back to sleep than to cry for fifteen or twenty minutes knowing he won't be rewarded with rocking, holding, or nursing. At the same time, he is learning to fall asleep, and feel comfortable, alone in the crib or bed.
~ Richard Ferber
Thus, in children, the first three or four hours of the night are spent mainly in very deep sleep from which the child is not easily roused. Parents are often aware of this fact, because the period of lighter sleep that follows, with more frequent wakings, may well begin at about the time they are going to sleep themselves.
~ Richard Ferber
But by about three months of age most full-term healthy infants are able to sleep through most of the night. If your baby still has more than one or two nightly wakings at that age, or if he still hasn't "settled" (started sleeping through the entire night) by five or six months, then you should take a close look at his bedtime routines.
~ Richard Ferber
So don't let your two- or three-year-old decide what time he should go to bed—many would wait until they were so sleepy they could not stay awake any longer. Before long his schedule would be disrupted, becoming inconsistent and unpredictable
~ Richard Ferber
In particular, there should be no sneaking about. Sneaking away from a child at night does not foster trust, and a sense of trust is important for good sleep.
~ Richard Ferber
If one of them wanted to go to bed well before the other one wanted to go to bed, who could object, because the day would come when they could retreat back to rugged individualism, it was right there waiting to be re-employed, and so staggered shifts should not be interpreted as some kind of loss, some kind of giving up.
~ Rick Moody
I got ready for bed and crawled in. The covers were comfortable and warm, but the pillow was just too weird. It gave me neck cramps, so I put it on the floor and went to sleep without it. My first big mistake.
~ Rick Riordan
The children were sent to bed. Some went submissively; others with shrieks and protests as they were dragged away. They had been permitted to sit up till after the ice-cream, which naturally marked the limit of human indulgence.
~ Kate Chopin
And he discovered, finally, the source of the honey-sweet sound. The sound was music. The sound was King Phillip playing his guitar and singing for his daughter, the Princess Pea, every night before she fell asleep. Hidden in a hole in the wall of the princess's bedroom, the mouse listened with all his heart. The sound of the King's music made Despereaux's soul grow large and light inside of him. Oh, he said, it sounds like heaven. It smells like honey.
~ Kate DiCamillo
Then she made herself a hot-water bottle, for company as much as warmth, and went slowly up to bed.
~ Katie Fforde
Wee Willie Winkie rins through the town,Upstairs and downstairs, in his nichtgown,Tirlin' at the window, cryin' at the lock,"Are the weans in their bed? for it's now ten o'clock."
~ William Miller