Quotes About Morning

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!

"I got up early because I wanted to." - Nobody

Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father.

Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun n

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.

Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew of night the passing hour, And prophesied the morn; To man of every age and clime, The oldest chronicler of time.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I?m not in it, I go to work.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.