Quotes About Janice

The phone rang and Janice answered it. "Good afternoon," she said, "Wainwright's Fruit Emporium. Mr Wainwright is not able to take calls at this time since he is not right in the head and thinks he is a cucumber. Thank you for calling.

Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.

There are exceptions, my dear. There are men who have the courage to take on a courageous woman. There are men who love the Rebeccas." "Not if they all read Scott," I exclaimed,

into the path of a motored vehicle on the same day Janice seems to have finished her account. Supposedly, a wooden foot was found near the scene, but the body was too badly mangled to be identifiable.

Self-help books are for the birds. Self-help groups are where it's at.

I wonder if I ever thought of an ideal reader... I guess when I was in my 20s and in New York and maybe even in my early 30s, I would write for my wife Janice... mainly for my poet friends and my wife, who was very smart about poetry.

So once again Janice proves that not only is she a nerd, she's a useful nerd who gets to stay on the team.