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Quotes About Misfortune

Honest honey, I feel like crying every time I sit down to write you a letter... I am so unlucky.
~ Eddie Slovik
Comedy comes out of everyone's worst day. No one writes a sitcom episode about everyone having a good day. It's always about someone being locked out of their house or someone being dumped or whatever.
~ Jim Jefferies
As there was no rational foundation for Frederick's complaints, and as he could not give evidence of any real misfortune, Martinon was unable to understand his lamentations about existence. As for him, he went every morning to the school, after that took a walk in the Luxembourg, in the evening swallowed his half-cup of coffee; and with fifteen hundred francs a year, and the love of this work-woman, he felt perfectly happy.
~ Gustave Flaubert
When he woke up in the darkness of his hot and stuffy room he felt, even before his mind began working again, that painful oppression or malaise of the soul left in us by some grief we have slept on. It seems as though the misfortune which merely grazed us the day before has worked its way during our sleep into our very flesh and is bruising and exhausting it like a fever.
~ Guy de Maupassant
May 16. I am ill, decidedly! I was so well last month! I am feverish, horribly feverish, or rather I am in a state of feverish enervation, which makes my mind suffer as much as my body. I have without ceasing the horrible sensation of some danger threatening me, the apprehension of some coming misfortune or of approaching death, a presentiment which is no doubt, an attack of some illness still unnamed, which germinates in the flesh and in the blood.
~ Guy de Maupassant
As those who have learned to rule their own mind will attest, misfortune is a state of mind long before it becomes a miserable circumstance.
~ Guy Finley
Importuna coisa é a felicidade alheia quando somos vítima de algum infortúnio
~ H. L. Mencken
Sometimes—most times—Tawny felt as if bad luck walked two steps behind her, catching up every once in a while, tapping her on the shoulder, reminding her that he was there, her constant companion. It
~ Harlan Coben
He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.
~ Lee Child
You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn't you? (Acheron)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh no, hon we were too late. Tiger-boy done pissed down the wrong honey tree and got all the bees, or in this case, bears, going wild. (Fury)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Serious misfortunes, originating in misrepresentation, frequently flow and spread before they can be dissipated by truth.
~ George Washington
Your fortune is misfortune if it is not Love.
~ silent lotus
This misfortune you find is of your own manufacture. Keep hold of what you have, it will harm no other, for hatred comes home to the hand that chose it.
~ Simon Armitage
When it comes to misfortune, we are all selfish at heart, offering up the same prayers: not me, not mine. Not yet.
~ Simon Beckett
It's ill-luck to serve a bad man,
~ Sir Hall Caine
Love makes life's sweetest pleasures and worst misfortunes.
~ Madeleine de Scudery
You're headed for disaster cos you never read the signs Too much love will kill you every time
~ Freddie Mercury
Accursed! Accursed! You shall be accursed to the thirteenth generation!
~ Maurice Druon
Do you think luck only lasts so long, and then lets a person down?
~ Max Allan Collins
If the story of Joseph teaches us anything, it is this: we have a choice. We can wear our hurt or wear our hope. We can outfit ourselves in our misfortune, or we can clothe ourselves in God's providence. We can cave in to the pandemonium of
~ Max Lucado
Shit!" Evelgold added. "What?" Hook asked, alarmed. "I just stepped in some." "That's supposed to bring you luck," Hook said. "Then I'd better dance in the goddam stuff.
~ Bernard Cornwell
Most folk consider that a woman aboard a ship brings nothing but bad luck because it provokes the jealousy of Ran, the goddess of the sea who will abide no rivals
~ Bernard Cornwell
A habit of finding pleasure in thought rather than action is a safeguard against unwisdom and excessive love of power, a means of preserving serenity in misfortune and peace of mind among worries. A life confined to what is personal is likely, sooner or later, to become unbearably painful; it is only by windows into a larger and less fretful cosmos that the more tragic parts of life become endurable.
~ Bertrand Russell