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Quotes About Squeaking

These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front." The old man paused, and with a sympathetic frown continued. "They've been experimenting on you, I'm afraid.
~ Douglas Adams
I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.
~ Josh Billings
Granny's bum squeaking again
~ David Walliams
A short-frocked edition of Charles also regards them placidly; a perambulator edition is squeaking; a third edition is expected shortly. Nature is turning out Wilcoxes in this peaceful abode, so that they may inherit the earth.
~ E.M. Forster
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
~ Henry Ward Beecher
And there was a new notification from Col. PVS Gill (Retd), pointing out the hard shoes were to be worn in the building at all times. RUBBER SOULS CAUSE SQUEEKING AND ANNOYANCE, it stated.
~ Tarquin Hall
Would it help if I told you I am a little rusty when it comes to having a relationship?" "A little? They can hear your hinges squeaking all the way on Mars," she said irreverently.
~ Jacquelyn Frank
I'll have to get Malcolm to put some WD40 on
~ Unknown