Quotes About Maintenance

It is a lot harder to keep people well than it is to just get them over a sickness. Take care of yourself.

Many people treat their bodies as if they were rented from Hertz - something they are using to get around in but nothing they genuinely care about understanding.

It's easier and more cost effective to maintain good health, than to regain it once it's lost.

Bipolar is an illness not a hopeless destination it can be maintained with proper medication

I see taking care of my emotional and mental health in the same way that I see taking care of a garment: After it's been through wear and tear, it needs attention.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The beauty of having short hair is that I actually can wash and style it at home!

Looking effortless takes a lot of effort. When I get new Converse I dedicate some time at home to shoving mud on them so they don't look squeaky clean.

Just as you maintain your home, your car, your garden, you should look after your greatest gift: your body.

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation.

Things at home didn't change much. I still have to clean my own room!

I'm actually very good with Home Depot-handy type of paintwork.

A man builds a fine house and now he has a master and a task for life is to furnish watch show it and keep it in repair the rest of his life.

My hope is that if I take good care of my skin and use Botox, I won't have to use anything else.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.