Quotes About Maintenance

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.

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In general, the longer you wait before fixing a bug, the costlier (in time and money) it is to fix.

Life is a struggle with things to maintain itself among them. Concepts are the strategic plan we form in answer to the attack.

Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach and guru that I don't touch it from now on.

Software is usually expected to be modified over the course of its productive life. The process of converting one correct program into a different correct program is extremely challenging.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

Prominent magazine editor and opinion shaper Albert Shaw noted that bad roads "are so disastrously expensive that only a very rich country, like the United States, can afford them.

Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.

The nation guarantees the nurture, education, and comfortable maintenance of every citizen from the cradle to the grave.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.

Maintenance is as much art as it is science.

If you don't take care of your body, where will you live?

I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home.

The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.

You don't have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep.

There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me.

A man's children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.

I keep my end tables full of needlework and quilting so I don't have to dust them.

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.

Please don't feed the dust bunnies.