Quotes About Maintenance

Where some companies would simply mention they have a maintenance package, this company is "adding perceived value" to that package by listing other benefits the package gets me.

unlike a statement such as "Our lawnmower works like a Roomba in that it safely cuts your lawn without you having to break a sweat.

We've saved customers thousands of hours of working in their yards so they can spend more time enjoying it than working on it." Only put authority on your site that directly relates to their success.

Is completely responsible for the efficient operation, cleanliness, and maintenance of the 132 rooms of the Executive Mansion containing 1,600,000 cubic feet; $2,000,000 of mechanical and air-conditioning equipment.

Reece thought of one of Ox's favorite sayings: "If you get in a helicopter and it's not leaking, get ready to crash because that means it's out of hydraulic fluid.

poodle clipping.

A kingdom needs tending, just like a cheese. Leave a cheese too long and the whey settles to the bottom and sours the whole. Leave a kingdom for too long and others rise to the top and take the whole.

A front porch swing thirsty for oil.

Obviously it's the servers down again

A funny thing about code is that when left alone, it gets moldy and breaks of its own accord. This is true of product code and test code. A large part of maintenance engineering is about monitoring quality, not looking for new issues.

In fact, the towers are built, raised, maintained, and paid for out-of-pocket by those bleeding-heart liberals, the Border Patrol agents themselves.

The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her over and over until at last the cleaning woman scares it by yelling: "Motherfucker!

There was no difference of principle—but only of degree—between the slavery they boast they have abolished, and the slavery they were fighting to preserve; for all restraints upon men's natural liberty, not necessary for the simple maintenance of justice, are of the nature of slavery, and differ from each other only in degree.

a successful communication] we now define concisely as 'cooperative modeling'—cooperation in the construction, maintenance, and use of a model.

Though the rooms were deserted, there was no speck of dust, and I would learn that none could cross the marble threshold. However I tracked upon it, the floor was always clean, the tables gleaming. The ashes vanished from the fireplace, the dishes washed themselves, and the firewood regrew overnight.

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. [State of the Union Address January 11 1962]

The funny thing about sustainability is you gotta sustain it.

The new experience that has replaced dignified suffering is artificially prolonged, opaque, depersonalized maintenance.

In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.

inches between each plant and 18 inches between each row. Prune heavily after planting to encourage

roses are no more difficult to grow than any other shrub or flower. But just as other plants need some care and attention, so do roses. A basic

The highway authorities clearly did not think it worth their while wasting road salt on this useless bit of roadway.

The days when a car aficionado could repair his or her own car are long past, due primarily to the high software content.

The base of the water tower gave every indication of being a solid argument for tetanus shots.