Quotes About Grooming

Women have always tried to make themselves attractive to men, and you're not going to change a thing like that in a hurry. Look around you. All the women nicely groomed and attractive and good-looking, and the men no better than fat slugs, for the most part, or skinny runts. Unshaved and smelly as often as not. They get away with everything, men. They can do every disgusting thing they like and no one ever says a thing.

It is rather a mark of vanity not to dress well. The sloven thinks that nature has done enough for him.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.

I have sensitive skin, so I don't use regular razors. The Yankees make us stay cleanly shaven!

If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving.

Well I am grooming him, he has a boxing trainer that knows what he is talking about, and once he has that he is able to put everything together and he listens, and when somebody listens they are able to accomplish anything.

I often go for ages without getting my hair cut, so every now and then I'll look like a tramp and have to go to a hairdresser.

a single opossum, through grooming, destroyed nearly six thousand ticks a week.

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.

His eyes strayed past us to the television. On the program they were now selling a glove with small rubber bristles on the palm for grooming pets. "I know what else you could use that for," Adkins said. He made a masturbation motion with his hand and winked and smiled at Thompson. "That's what they're really selling that for, you know.

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Nothing came up on the pubic comb, because you don't have a lot down there to comb. Bottom

the kind of beards which make you look like you've glued a racoon to your face. The

I'm not too big on moisturisers and fancy skin products. I keep my grooming regime nice and simple.

I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.

I love a nicely groomed guy who smells good. That's important.

New Rule: Bring back a little pubic hair. Not a lot, I'm not talking about reviving that 1973 look that said I'm liberated and I'm smuggling a hedgehog.I just want a friendly, fuzzy calling card that's a middle ground between toddler smooth and Dr. Livingston, I presume? It's supposed to have some hair on it. It's a pussy, not Dr. Evil's cat. Call me old school, but there's a name for a guy who needs it hair-free: He's called a pedophile.

Women, more often than not, do things which aren't remotely relaxing but are all about preening, which is just another sort of work.

I don't use a lint brush or anything, and I don't iron, but I could easily pick lint off of someone else.

I grew up with a saying: 'It doesn't matter what you wear or where you go, but your hair always has to be brushed.' So in Italy, we come from that kind of culture - where how you present yourself is important.

I always insist on my jeans being ironed. Is that a problem?

Mirrors and soap would teach self-discipline. Polished shoes, clean shirts and a shaved face signalled an inner purity that could be monitored by others as well as by oneself.

In truth, a mature man who uses hairoil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got a quoggy spot in him somewhere. As a general rule, he can't amount to much in his totality.