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Quotes About Filing

It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'
~ Douglas Adams
When I die and my memories die with me, all that will remain will be thousands of yellowing photographs and 35mm negatives in my filing cabinets.
~ Caterina Fake
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
~ Tim Vine
The filing of citizenry out from coffee shops always reminds Iris of cattle coming out of a barn in the morning, in their slow, blinking line. Not the most flattering of images, but for her, it's calming, suggesting a kind of optimism about at least one thing in the world. A new day. A new start.
~ Elizabeth Berg
Your invention must be new. The USPTO grants patents for new (or "novel") inventions only. Your invention isn't new if someone previously invented it, patented it, or wrote about it before your filing date. However, there would be an exception if you (the inventor) or anyone who obtained the subject matter from you made certain disclosures of the claimed invention within a limited one-year grace period before filing.
~ Richard Stim
As everyone from ancient times till today knows, clerks and accountants think in a non-human fashion. They think like filing cabinets. This is not their fault. If they don't think that way their drawers will all get mixed up and they won't be able to provide the services their government, company or organisation requires.
~ Yuval Noah Harari
You should keep a copy of your tax return indefinitely, but you need to save supporting documents for only three years.
~ Suze Orman
Broaden the tax base, close loopholes and flatten the tax rates - all of which would bring more revenue stability and certitude to projections as well as make filing a comparable breeze.
~ David Harsanyi
There is a way for the IRS to be able to have a double check to make sure individuals don't file on your Social Security number early and try to get a tax return and make it chaotic for you to file your own taxes. That's not been done.
~ James Lankford
Taxpayers should not be coerced into giving up their privacy rights just to file their taxes.
~ Melissa Bean
Well,' says Mr Big Nose, 'I could use an enthusiastic filing monster like you in my office at Big Nose Books.' 'Oh, that would be wonderful,' says the monster. 'I always wanted to get into publishing. It starts with P, one of my favourite letters.' Terry giggles. 'P,' he says.
~ Andy Griffiths
blasted filing monster,' says One-eyed Pete.
~ Andy Griffiths
Jennifer Doyle (2015, 33) observes that "the filing of a complaint often leads to the filing of more complaints—counter-complaints and complaints about the complaints process." The immanence of complaints—complaints are made in situations that complaints are about—could be well described as a crash site: to complain is to collide into other complaints. Another way of saying this: some complaints get uptake; others do not.
~ Sara Ahmed
Explaining his filing system to capo George Zappola, Casso noted that he catalogued top-notch car thieves under the letter C. Gaspipe's sharp wit deflated Zappola when he asked for his classification. "Under U for useless.
~ Selwyn Raab
My first job was at the BBC but was really dull. I was working in the BBC's reference department, where I did a lot of filing. I had always been interested in films and theatre, so I thought that getting a job at the BBC would be a good idea, but the job was really mundane.
~ Matthew Bourne
Time is a convenient filing system human beings have devised to segregate their experiences.
~ Frederick Lenz
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
~ F. J. Raymond
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
~ Ed Helms
The town office building has a giant filing cabinet full of death certificates that say choked to death on his own anger or suffocated from unexpressed feelings of unhappiness.
~ Miriam Toews
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
~ F. J. Raymond
You had to make an appointment to see her. But it was just a crazy spectacle, people filing past.
~ Eddie Campbell
I suppose I write music for people, not for the filing cabinet or the museum.
~ Mack Wilberg
Home was a condominium on the fifteenth floor of a high-rise, a sort of filing cabinet for widows and young professionals.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
I used the time to get up to date with some reading, filing, mending the car, and also – because of the new legislation – to register Pickwick as a pet rather than a wild dodo.
~ Jasper Fforde