Quotes About Daddies

Parenting is a sensitive, controversial subject, so I say to all the mommas and the daddies of the world God bless and good luck!

The Giants are usually described as rag tag, kind of a great garage sale team, and the Democrats are described as the Mommies to the Republican Daddies; and everyone hates the mommies, but wait, wait - I didn't intend to get into the pathos and thrill of being a Democratic Giants fan.

America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

I wasn't as used to the new dumb questions, so when men I had once thought of as wise daddies now asked me 'How do you write?' I did not try and spill red wine in their suede pants. I would just smile and say, 'On a typewriter in the mornings when there's nothing else to do.'

Not many universities, opera houses, or aid agencies say no to sugar daddies. We think European soccer needs these people.

America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

Hipsters, flipsters, and finger-poppin' daddies,Knock me your lobes,I came to lay Caesar out,Not to hip you to him.The bad jazz that a cat blowsWails long after he's cut out,The groovy is often stashed with their frames.