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Quotes About Maureen Johnson

It was fine, I said stiffly. We played Mouse Trap. Is that what they're calling it these days? she asked, throwing me a terrible grin. I have to go give Rachel a quick bath. Feel free to make yourself some cocoa or whatever you like! She stopped short of adding ...future child-bride of my only son.
~ Maureen Johnson
Probably some period thing. I go completely mental too. Period fever. It's the worst. This effectively killed all conversation for a while. ...Fixed that, she said. You told him I had period fever , I replied. There's no such thing as period fever. No such thing as ghosts either. No, there is really no such thing as period fever. There's a difference between being a guy and being an idiot .
~ Maureen Johnson
A pause while my mother made high-pitched sisterly devotions of gratitude.
~ Maureen Johnson
What she didn't display, I noticed, was a boxful of swimming medals. Holy crap, I said, when she set them on the desk. You're like a fish. Oh. Um. Well, I swim, you see. I saw.
~ Maureen Johnson
One of the first questions I get about the skeleton is... is it real? Usually they're plastic, but this one is the real deal. It was a private donation to the academy, and every year, someone attempts to steal it. It is alarmed. Don't steal the skeleton. His name is Mr. Nelson. Be nice to Mr. Nelson. - Pix
~ Maureen Johnson
Is this all right? he asked. He was using that very low, somewhat husky universal kissing voice. Huh? I said, because I am sexy.
~ Maureen Johnson
It's everyone's dream... Come to Ellingham Academy, move a ramp out of a hole in the dark. - Nate
~ Maureen Johnson
His face shining with the kind of radiance usually associated with religious epiphany.
~ Maureen Johnson
He still looked handsome. Not in the same way as Noah. Noah wasn't flawless. He had no single amazing feature. Instead, he had a confluence of agreeable aspects that were accepted by one and all to add up to one very attractive whole, perfectly packaged in the right clothes.
~ Maureen Johnson
Charlotte had been beaten over the head with a lamp by an invisible man. I was prepared to give her a pass.
~ Maureen Johnson
Yes, she still smelled a bit of night funk, but that was fine. Sometimes detectives smell like night funk.
~ Maureen Johnson
If you think I can stop Peter and Yash on their quest for comedy glory," Sebastian said to her, "you have more faith in me than I deserve
~ Maureen Johnson
Nate had the same expression Stevie had come to love—vaguely annoyed by everything, except maybe Stevie and Janelle. But for sure everything else.
~ Maureen Johnson
I like it," she lied. "You don't understand the Pulsating Norb. No one understands the Pulsating Norb." "I ship it." "Nobody ships the Pulsating Norb," Nate said.
~ Maureen Johnson
There will be children here tomorrow," Nate said. "Children. With their little child fingers." "Child fingers?" "I'm saying we won't be safe anymore. This other counselor better stop being sick really quick.
~ Maureen Johnson
Nate poked her with the toe of his sneaker. "This is a David thing," he said. "Obviously." She did not reply. "Romance seems fun," he added. "Don't." "I'm not.
~ Maureen Johnson
Some pain medications are very strong," Janelle said. "Isn't it possible that she was just high? That she was saying things that had no bearing on reality?
~ Maureen Johnson
He chowed down with the speed and force of a well-organised military campaign. He didn't so much have breakfast as defeat it.
~ Maureen Johnson
Mouth guard. And I think we'll start you in goal." Goal sounded like a special job. I didn't want a special job, unless that special job involved sitting on the side under a pile of blankets.
~ Maureen Johnson
Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming.
~ Maureen Johnson