Quotes About Bathroom

I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b) what kind of bathroom it was. The door merely said H. Was she an H? Was H "hers"? It could just as easily be "his". Or "Helicopter Room: Not a Bathroom at All

Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she could hear Daphne begging Elvis to get into the tub with her. A tremendous splash told Sabrina that the little girl had gotten her wish.

Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom

Jessica?" "Oh, uh… sorry, François. I had to go to the bathroom." "What? Why?" Crud. Vampires didn't have to potty. "To get my… lotion. I have dry hands.

On the way out of the bathroom, he stopped to put the toilet seat down. You're going to break my heart, Ford Winter , she thought.

My good friend, Chris McCarty, turned me on to the Moen brand kitchen and bathroom faucets. They cost about $64 each, but the neatest thing of all about them is they all use the same easy-to-replace cartridge.

she walked into her bathroom, stripped, and entered the shower. The door opened a minute later to expose Riley standing there, beer in hand. Scraping damp strands of red off her face, she glared at him. "I don't remember giving you an invitation." "You said to amuse myself while you shower." A slow, slow, deliciously slow smile. It said gotcha

The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order.

I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return to the bedroom door. It's not much of a weapon, I know, but it's heavy and square, and hitting someone over the head with a glass brick has got to be better than bitch-slapping them.

Hey, I gotta take a piss. Want to come with me? Said no man ever.

Tighe took control of his thoughts. "You need to use the bathroom. When I tell you to, go into the house. Two cats will try to come in with you. You must let them in. Don't allow anyone to stop them. Once inside the house, you'll go into the bathroom and close the door, pull down your pants, then curl up on the floor and go to sleep." The bastard's career would be over when they caught him, literally, with his pants down. But he deserved it for kicking a cat.