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Quotes About Fuck

In the spirit of Ethan's neurosis, we made a drywall list of keyboard buttons we would like to see: PLEASE, THANK YOU, FUCK OFF, DIE, OOPS...MY MISTAKE, DO SOMETHING COOL AND SURPRISE ME .
~ Douglas Coupland
graffiti on a Creggan wall would have answered her: "I knew Raymond Gilmour. Thank fuck he didn't know me.
~ Raymond Gilmour
Though finally the worst thing about regret is that it makes you duck the chance of suffering new regret just as you get a glimmer that nothing's worth doing unless it has the potential of to fuck up your whole life
~ Richard Ford
I can't stand when a meal is ruined. I have slept with many men, don't ask me their names, but I can't eat anything casually. Don't fuck with my food, I want to say to him.
~ Jami Attenberg
I'll take him to the hospital " Bernardo said "but what do we put on the paperwork " "Tell them it was a lover's quarrel " Olaf said. "Over my dead body " I said. "Eventually " he said. "Don't be a sick fuck Olaf " I said.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
What's the problem?" Fuck it, Art thought. Too late now. So he answered, "That we look at 'these people' like 'targets.
~ Don Winslow
Somewhere, floating in a muddled abstraction beyond your existence as a generally good person, are the Externalities. Fuck 'em and God Bless 'em.
~ Jeremy Robert Johnson
It was a beautiful day. About time. Way past time. But if the sunlight knew what the fuck it was shining on, would it bother to make the trip?
~ Mike Carey
Go play your games with Jim. I'll find you both when I need you. Arrogant asshole. I tell you what, if you find us before those three days run out, I'll cook you a damn dinner and serve it to you naked. Is that a promise? Yes. Go fuck yourself.
~ Ilona Andrews
This cave within a cave, this paleolithic pussy, this decent into the deepest dark of fuck.
~ Tom Robbins
He's what, in my alley days in Dublin, we would have called a fug — cross between a fuck and a pug. Lots of mouth and no balls.
~ J.D. Robb
Tell them," Lassiter demanded from behind. "Tell them he comes with a roommate." As one, the Brothers' heads snapped up. "Fuck. Me," Vishous breathed. "I will so pass on that," Lassiter muttered.
~ J.R. Ward
He had a plan—and a bus pass with four more days left on it—so this son of a bitch had picked the wrong guy to fuck with.
~ Christopher Moore
Dignity is an affectation, cute but eccentric, like learning French or collecting scarves. And it's fleeting and incredibly mercurial. And subjective. So fuck it.
~ Dave Eggers
you don't actually have to go to Maine. And this is finally great news for me again, because I don't want to see you there. The spirit of Maine has infected me. I gave you your goddamned wood, now get the fuck out of here.
~ John Hodgman
You're goddamn right I'd fight him. But he's got to promise to fuck first. If he ain't going to fuck, I ain't going to fight. You give up all your energy when you come. I mean, you give up all of it! So, if you're going to fuck before a gig, how are you going to give something when it's time to hit?
~ Mantak Chia
To be fair, the House of Lagos let loose a virus that wiped out a staple crop." "To be fair, you can go fuck yourself because we had nothing to do with that and you know it." "I've missed you, Kiva. You and your marvelous way with the word 'fuck.'" "No you haven't, but thank you anyway." Ghreni
~ John Scalzi
A blank check. A woman is blank until you fuck her. Everything is blank until you fuck it. Us and Vietnam, fucking and being fucked, blood is wisdom.
~ John Updike
Okay, so. Good news: I'm not having some kind of memory or system crash, this was really ART. Bad news: what the fuck?
~ Martha Wells
Jesus," I said into the phone. "I'm an establishment pseudo-hipster." "The funny thing about that," my so-called friend answered, "is that you are." "Fuck you," I said.
~ Matt Taibbi