Quotes About Vulnerability

The things that make us human often make us ill.

People scare me more than anything, for I know too well the savagery of which humankind is capable.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Some people say, "Never let them see you cry." I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

When you're certain you cannot be fooled, you become easy to fool.

There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn't perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that's not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I think humor is like a shield that lets you get as close to the sad sad flame as possible - far closer, oftentimes, than drama.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

I'm looking forward to a future where there are roles of greater vulnerability and humor involved.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

The first thing I look for is the humor, because you can tell what the character's fears and insecurities are through the humor.

We're authors. We're more than a little unstable.

Man is an endangered species.