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Quotes About Programming

Rather than modifying her personality by adjusting her base programming, she wanted to do so naturally, by simply considering the ramifications of her thoughts and actions. Looking down on Stanley, to her, was essentially a form of racism; the last thing she wanted was to consider herself a racist of any kind, but defeating it inside her own personality meant learning, not reprogramming.
~ David Archer
The biggest part of your overall greatness while in this world solely depends on your programming, Positive programming attracts positive into your life while negative programming will always attract negative into your life
~ James D Wilson
Objetos são abstrações de procedimento. Threads são abstrações de agendamento.
~ James O. Coplien
Man is a hostage to the cage of cultural programing and the mass hallucination of the propagandist's narrative illusion.
~ James Scott
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
~ Douglas Adams
I have a well-deserved reputation for being something of a gadget freak, and am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand.
~ Douglas Adams
Why doesn't anyone turn on this Improbability Drive thing?" he said. "We could probably reach that." "What are you, crazy?" said Zaphod. "Without proper programming anything could happen.
~ Douglas Adams
He wanted something that nobody other than the computer would notice: that was the bit that took thirty seconds. The thing that took three minutes thirty was programming the computer not to notice that it had noticed anything. It had to want not to know about what Ford was up to, and then he could safely leave the computer to rationalize its own defenses against the information's ever emerging.
~ Douglas Adams
classic example of what we programmers call emergent behavior.
~ Douglas Preston
Do you know what you sound like?' said Mrs. Oliver. 'A computer. You know. You're programming yourself. That's what they call it, isn't it? I mean you're feeding all these things into yourself all day and then you're going to see what comes out.
~ Agatha Christie
Eric Raymond says, "Good programmers know what to write. Great ones know what to reuse.
~ Alan Cooper
When programmers speak of "computer literacy," they are drawing red lines around ethnic groups, too, yet few have pointed this out.
~ Alan Cooper
Homo logicus are driven by an irresistible desire to understand how things work. By contrast, Homo sapiens have a strong desire for success. Programmers also want to succeed, but they will frequently accept failure as the price to pay for understanding.
~ Alan Cooper
Generally, programmers aren't thrilled about the iterative method because it means extra work for them. Typically, it's managers new to technology who like the iterative process because it relieves them of having to perform rigorous planning, thinking, and product due diligence
~ Alan Cooper
In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
~ Alan J. Perlis
In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
~ Alan J. Perlis
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited.
~ Alan Kay
The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.
~ Alan Kay
I don't know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras.
~ Alan Kay
I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
~ Alan Perlis
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
~ Alan Perlis
It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline, organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self critical.
~ Alan Perlis
With the social media phenomenon, where people's opinions inform so much of what we do with our lives, where the number of 'likes' decides what we should program, I cringe.
~ Robert Lepage
The tech company needs to win in the war for talent. This means much greater focus on the employee, not simply as cog in the machine, but vital member of a programming team in a race against time and competitors. Wall Street is up-or-out, dog-eat-dog, survival of the fittest.
~ Richard Edelman