Quotes About Impression

The accents are really really funny. I think I could convince somebody I was from New Zealand.

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

People get starstruck when they meet me, it's quite funny.

It's funny how someone's perception of you can be formed without you even knowing it.

This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you're a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

He with the cleanest clothes isn't necessarily the cleanest.

We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.

He looks like a horse in a man costume!

My goal is to create an image that would remind you of something that you haven't seen before.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

There is no absurdity so obvious that it cannot be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to impose it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner.

A very beautiful woman hardly ever leaves a clear-cut impression of features and shape in the memory: usually there remains only an aura of living color.

All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.

Small nations are like indecently dressed women. They tempt the evil-minded.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands.