Quotes About Roommate

to herself, "I'm living in crazy land." All election season, the media bombarded Lisa's roommate with messages that Trump supporters were "monsters, literal genocidal maniacs who weren't human anymore" and they deserved cruelty.

You just know this is going to be bad, Susan said. —but when I went to college, Harry continued, throwing a piece of bread at Susan, if your roommate died, you were usually allowed to skip your finals for that semester. You know, because of the trauma. And oddly enough, your roommate got to skip them, too, Susan said. For much the same reason.

Whoever had my room last left a big pile of poopfruit on my desk, Niamh yelled, from their room. Seriously, what the actual fuck?

Sometimes I had to room with Tony Kaye and that was awful.

Dating is dumb. Basically you're making false judgments based on false exteriors. Oh, sure my superficial self likes your superficial self, but the real me likes your roommate.

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help.

I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'

You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator. You're sure you'll pass Math 106 this time around. You're determined to actually join some clubs this year and not just sit around in your dorm eating spray cheese from a can and watching youtube videos about cats.