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Quotes About Safety

Sometimes you become so focused on protecting people from danger that you become the danger.
~ Mark Russell
the Nazis extorted the Jews still remaining in Rome's ghetto, demanding a payment of fifty kilos of gold in thirty-six hours in return for their safety.
~ Unknown
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
~ Mark Twain
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
~ Mark Twain
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
~ Rita Rudner
Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner roll you could kill a musk ox with.
~ Dave Barry
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
~ Cory Doctorow, Little Brother
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
~ Josh Billings
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.
~ Robert Breault
Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn't he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster's cage was clean, I'd be happy to oblige.
~ Unknown
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
~ Dov Davidoff
You!" she said, stepping forward with a vehement expression and her finger pointed. Heart pounding, I pressed into Al. Funny how he seemed so much safer now. (Newt, Rachel and Al)
~ Kim Harrison
Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look too much like something that's supposed to be shot, such as a journalist.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
~ Steven Wright
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
~ Will Rogers
I'm leaving the door partly open, " he says as he follows Tegan. "You scream if you need me."Once he is outside, Richard says, "He does realize that if he hears your scream, it's already too late.
~ Unknown
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
~ Hannah Harrington, Saving June
Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us.
~ Unknown
...space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.
~ Unknown
Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Good, " she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you.
~ Unknown
If you fall, I'll be the there
~ Unknown
Migration is an expression of the human aspiration for dignity, safety and a better future. It is part of the social fabric, part of our very make-up as a human family
~ Ban Ki-moon
I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country.
~ Abraham Lincoln
We know that when people are safe in their homes, they are free to pursue their dream for a brighter economic future for themselves and their families.
~ George Pataki