Quotes About Precaution

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen, " Marked said, as it were entirely normal.

Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).

Never make forecasts, especially about future.

I'm a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you're going to catch something in the future even.

I was not predicting the future, I was trying to prevent it.

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

We should always deal cautiously with fire, water, women, foolish people, serpents, and members of a royal family; for they may, when the occasion presents itself, at once bring about our death.

The road of good intentions is paved with what were foreseeable troubles. Thinking long and hard before you take the leap will save you from having to think long and hard about all the trouble you just signed on for. Warren

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.

Of course we know that sexual promiscuity increases the likelihood of STIs, which is why we explore sexuality through romance - it's safer (and you don't have to shave your legs).

They protect us from disaster by playing out the disaster ahead of time. They're the reason the plane doesn't crash and the bomb doesn't drop. They're the reason we will almost certainly not die in childbirth.

Don't be too optimistic while you are tied to a railway when the train is coming; it won't be helpful for the solution!

Not all the snakes are poisonous and not all the poisons are deadly! Keep this in mind when bitten.

Better overly cautious than overly dead,

Keep your distance, men. Don't be fooled into believing that our enemies are helpless. These 'girls', as they call themselves are a crafty bunch. I've see inside the thing they call a 'purse'. It is filled with all kinds of toxic sprays and pointy things they wouldn't hesitate unleashed on us

For one, he was worried he'd get killed, which was something he generally tried to avoid.

Second, there are two problems with respect to mobile homes in particular. One is we obviously don't want to put them in a flood plain, because if there's another flood, you're going to lose the mobile home.