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Quotes About Caution

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
~ Daniel Tosh
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
~ Groucho Marx
It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
~ Patricia Briggs
If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the oncoming train.
~ James Russell Lowell
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
~ Terry Pratchett, Jingo
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.
~ David Lee Roth
If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
~ Lewis Carroll
Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
~ A.A. Milne
There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you.
~ James Coburn
Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.
~ Pam Brown
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
~ Erma Bombeck
It is a very dangerous thing to know one's friends.
~ Oscar Wilde
I took my .38 out and looked to see that there were bullets in all the proper places. I knew there would be, but it did no harm to be careful. And I'd seen Clint Eastwood do it once in the movies.
~ Robert B. Parker, Small Vices
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
~ Dylan Moran
Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm not allowed to get pregnant this weekend.
~ Colleen Hoover, Hopeless
Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!
~ Anthony Liccione
You are never to drive like that, " I told them. "Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
Be careful what you tell me. You could end up in my next novel.
~ P.C. Zick
There's a saying, " Aeneas said: "Keep an eye on Greeks when they offer gifts." He spoke wryly. "Horses, particularly.
~ Ursula K. Le Guin, Lavinia
When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.
~ Jocelynn Drake, Angel's Ink
All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.
~ Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.
~ Matthew Heines
Paranoid means you are aware of 10% of the problem
~ Oran Kangas
Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.
~ Carl Hiaasen