Quotes About Pop-Tart

All I'd eaten that morning was a raw strawberry Pop-Tart I'd wolfed down in my car on the way to school—and

Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie..