Quotes About Relaxation

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet.

Strong lager and some early Zep tunes. I ask thee, is there a better way to spend an evening?

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

Tea purifies spirit, removes anxiety and nervousness, brings ease and comfort, and is conducive to meditation.

You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy,I don't mind, I think they're crazyRunning everywhere at such a speedTill they find there's no need.Please don't spoil my day, I'm miles awayAnd after all I'm only sleeping.

Scratch less, purr more.

What do nudists wear on casual Fridays?

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.

Quilt 'til you wilt.

Safety never takes a holiday.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

When overwhelmed and stressed and unable to think, I go out and garden, it's cheaper than a shrink.

Tea is a cup of life.

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

Stitch your stress away.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

Coffice: a caf

I'm retired — goodbye tension, hello pension!

Soup is liquid comfort.

Tea is liquid wisdom.

He giveth his beloved sleep.

Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty!

The great gift of the southern lands to our civilisation is the simple right to sit at an outside cafe table and look at things.