Quotes About Relaxation

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

Changing to Daylight Saving Time on Sunday should always be followed by a national holiday on Monday.

Donut worry, be happy!

Coffee, and I'm a warrior Tea, a philosopher Wine, a lover Water, a napper.

Firelight will not let you read fine stories but it's warm and you won't see the dust on the floor.

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.

ANGLER: A man who spends rainy days sitting round on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.

Gone fishin' — Be back at dark-thirty!

It's Friday o'clock!

You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol.

It's Friday night — time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle!

Hey there Friday, you sexy beast. I've been looking for you since Monday.

Friday, wahoo, full of glee! Fridays are fun & carefree— for second cups of coffee or a delicious donut spree!

Gone golfin' — be back at dark thirty.

Yoga-ish, adj. liking the idea of yoga but only showing up for Savasana

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Receiving strength from letting go. Energy within and energy without.

I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.

I don't always do yoga — but when I do, it's because I'm trying to reach a new roll of toilet paper while sitting on the toilet.

Come on inner peace — I don't have all day.

For my own part I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better... To lie there careless of everything, quiet and warm, and with no weight upon the mind... to watch the soft shadows come and go upon the ceiling... not only to be a lotus-eater but to know that it was one's duty to be a lotus-eater.

You have to be as relaxed as possible about food and fitness and the rest of it, or you'll be a slave to your beauty habits… you may have a great skin but you become a robot.

Sometimes a headache is all in your head. Relax.

I lay back with a sigh, up to my chin in bubbles, the blood throbbing in my head. It felt so good to stretch out. My arms and back were aching after lumping Pixie around all that time.

Those of us who have reached our more mature years know the value of a nap, Maisie, and we can indulge ourselves without the comfort of pillow or bed.