Quotes About Relaxation

There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach.

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Humor - it helps to make the vibe better - it loosens up the vibrations.

Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

What do gardeners do when they retire?

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

It's a fine night to have an evening.

Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . .

Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You