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Quotes About Detective

The detective had moved to Fort Lauderdale from St. Paul because his wife had inexplicably yearned to experience humidity. A decade later she was back in the Twin Cities and Rolvaag was still in Florida, divorced and sweating like a hog for eleven and a half months of the year.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Erin said, 'I'll ask you what you've been dying to ask me: how in the world can you do it?' 'Do what?' 'Your job. Dead bodies, day after day. I couldn't take it.' The detective said, 'hey, it's a growth industry. The state could sell fucking bonds.
~ Carl Hiaasen
She'd earlier heard of Jane's reputation, muttered by the male cops: Bitch. Ballbuster. Always on the rag. The woman who strode onto the crime scene that day had certainly been blunt, focused, and relentless. She was also one of the best detectives Maura had ever encountered.
~ Tess Gerritsen
Initially, they wanted Columbo to wear a driving coat. I said: 'Are you kidding? He's not an English aristocrat.'
~ Peter Falk
Perhaps this is the purpose of detective investigations, real and fictional -- to transform sensation, horror and grief into a puzzle, and then to solve the puzzle, to make it go away. 'The detective story,' observed Raymond Chandler in 1949, 'is a tragedy with a happy ending.' A storybook detective starts by confronting us with a murder and ends by absolving us of it. He clears us of guilt. He relieves us of uncertainty. He removes us from the presence of death.
~ Kate Summerscale
an odd-job detective agency with fuzzy lines of authority and responsibility.
~ Bryan Burrough
I'm an angel of death. I don't need night school, woman. You should just give up on this detective shit and start killing people for a living. It's simple, honest work, and you ain't got the brains for anything else.
~ Ilona Andrews
Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she'd hook me up with a clue
~ Ilona Andrews
Andrea raised her eyebrows. Look at you, all high-speed. Yeah, you'd think I was a detective or something. Andrea held her hand out. You'll jinx it.
~ Ilona Andrews
You found me, he said. You didn't hide very well. And I'm a PI.
~ Ilona Andrews
I read the final Wallander novel, 'The Troubled Man,' not long after it was published.
~ Kenneth Branagh
I tend to be a fan of darker shows and love 'The Americans,' 'Ray Donovan,' 'True Detective,' 'House of Cards' and 'Peaky Blinders.'
~ Erika Christensen
'True Detective' is a densely layered work with resonant details and symbology and rich characterization under the guise of one of the forms of this mystery genre. That's what we shoot for.
~ Nic Pizzolatto
Occasionally, I have written about stories related to crime, but I have never attempted a traditional detective story. So I want to write a true detective story.
~ Ruskin Bond
When we saw 'The Knick' or 'True Detective,' they had very distinct scores that were doing very distinct things.
~ Matt Duffer
The truth is, no one is like Columbo.
~ Peter Falk
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."
~ Tim Vine
Most crime fiction plots are not ambitious enough for me. I want something really labyrinthine with clues and puzzles that will reward careful attention.
~ Sophie Hannah
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
~ Steven Wright
Blah, blah, blah, regret to inform you that DI Gray has tendered his resignation; blah, blah, blah; opportunity to reward performance; blah, blah, blah; suggestions by next Wednesday. McPherson had scribbled, "BEATTIE?" in the margin in red biro. Idiot. Logan stuck the memo back in the drawer. Detective Sergeant Beattie couldn't arrest his own backside with three patrol cars and a search warrant.
~ Stuart MacBride
What about Ding-Dong?" "Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on.
~ Stuart MacBride
Our main character is Klem Ristovych, the most senior detective in the MCPD. Klem's a dinosaur, the oldest cop working the Fuse, and nobody can believe she hasn't retired yet. Hell, she can hardly believe it herself. But what else is she going to do? Sit at home and watch soap operas all day? She'd throw herself out of an airlock first.
~ Antony Johnston
I never write thinking, 'What would a woman do?' any more than I think, 'What would a man do?' It comes down to what would a solid detective do in these circumstances.
~ Michael Connelly
You need a crime, a detective, and the solution.
~ Kerry Greenwood