Quotes About Snooze

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptancethe 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.

I wish my bladder had a snooze button.

After a brief postprandial snooze he ordered the necessaries for washing, and spent an extraordinarily long time lathering both cheeks with soap, while distending each in turn from the inside with his tongue. Then, pulling the towel off the inn-servant's shoulder, he used it to rub every part of his plump face, beginning behind his ears, after twice snorting straight into the inn-servant's face as a preliminary.

And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I'm open for business, because I've got a better one than E pluribus unum. Tu dormis, tu perdis . . . You snooze, you lose.