Quotes About Advice

My dad said, 'Go to college and take whatever you want.' So, I went to the University of Miami. When I got up to the line at registration, I saw that you had to take math and history. I said, 'There's no way I'm taking math and history.' And right next to it was the line for the drama department.

I went to Brown University, but my mom said I couldn't be an artist because I would starve.

My mum wanted me to go to university.

There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber.

Unless you know the individual, it's very difficult to advise that individual as to what he needs to do.

I had always been told that you shouldn't clean the litter box when you're pregnant, because of your cat. And I think that is overblown - unless you have, like, three kittens in your house that are living outside and eating raw meat, this shouldn't really be a significant source of concern.

One piece of advice: unless you're an electrician, do not wear your mobile on your belt.

There are three ways to spoil a public man: women, gambling, and listening to experts. The first is the pleasantest, the second is the fastest, but the third is the most certain.

It is one of Miss Manners's great discoveries that one needn't contradict others in order to set them straight.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

I advise women to invest in real estate. It is the collateral to be preferred above all others, and the safest means of investing money.

"Don't be stupid!" is excellent advice.

If I were you boys, I wouldn't talk or even think about women. It ain't good for your health.

Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.

In my sophomore year, a kid told me that the secret to getting women is to play really, really hard to get. I followed his advice, and I didn't have so much as a date that year.

The government has no business in the decisions that women make with their families in accordance with their faith, with medical advice. And I will stand up for that right.

Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow.

[to a teenage girl] Resolve to be economically independent before you marry anyone.

Question- Should I loan a small amount of money to a friend? Answer- If you are sure that you can, if necessary, spare both.

Being listened to should be sufficiently gratifying in itself, whether or not the advice is followed.

When you are unhappy, is there anything more maddening than to be told that you should be contented with your lot?

Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

Twenty-four is a prudent age for women to marry at.