Quotes About Advice

As they say, a word to the wise is sufficient. And here I've gone and written five paragraphs.

I'll talk to her, but she's too old—or too young—to listen to reason.

You're very smart. Smarter than I am, I hope. Though of course I have such incredible vanity that I can't really believe that anyone is actually smarter than I am. Which means that I'm all the more in need of good advice, since I can't actually conceive of needing any.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

Mesdames, un conseil. Si vous cherchez un homme beau, riche et intelligent... Prenez-en trois ! lol

Si vos parents tombent dans une faute, avertissez-les avec grande douceur. Si vous les voyez déterminés à ne pas suivre vos avis, redoublez vos témoignages de respect, sans vous opposer. Quand même ils vous maltraiteraient, n'en ayez aucun ressentiment. 

The Master said, 'Can men refuse to assent to the words of strict admonition? But it is reforming the conduct because of them which is valuable. Can men refuse to be pleased with words of gentle advice? But it is unfolding their aim which is valuable. If a man be pleased with these words, but does not unfold their aim, and assents to those, but does not reform his conduct, I can really do nothing with him.

There is nothing more helpful than shouted instructions, particularly incomprehensible ones. I

I remember an aunt saying sagely, The good die young. Not exactly a motivation to behave yourself.

My daddy used to tell me not to chew on something that was eatin you.

You care if I say somethin. Say it. Why don't we do what we said and just trade like he wasnt here. Damn if you aint awful hard on a man. Callin on him to follow his own advice. It's hell aint it.

My daddy used to tell me not to chew on somethin that was eatin you.

My daddy used to tell me not to chew on somethin that was eatin you. Yessir.

If you sincerely want to hear all about what is wrong with you and what you ought to do to rectify it all you need to do is let them inlaws on the place. You'll get a complete rundown on the subject and I guarantee it. She

A veces, cuando uno no sabe qué hacer, un buen enfado ayuda.

Take my advice Meggie: Never develop a passion you can't afford!

You know, there comes a point where you're not giving advice anymore. There comes a point where you're just moralizing, demonstrating your hypothetical superiority when it comes to doing the right thing. That's not very fucking helpful, you know. I'm holding my shit together right now, and rather than telling me that it's not enough, you could try to help me with the stuff I'm capable of.

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

That would be like telling people not to send nudes. It doesn't work.

You know the advice about how you should always play tennis with people better than you? When I'm talking to you, I'm a funnier and smarter version of myself because you're funny and smart.

tell your girls, my son, that when they're running after you, they're not to come and ask your mother for you - tell them that - brazen baggages you meet at dancing classes

Frost is angry because I tried to give him some advice. He was dancing as Frostyev in his Goblinovski Festival Ballet, and there were a few simple ways that he could have improved his style. I was trying to help, but he took it very badly.