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Quotes About Advice

Bertie,' he said, 'I want your advice.' 'Carry on.' 'At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're a pretty consummate old ass, aren't you? Not that I want to hurt your feelings, of course.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
You smoke too much. You stay up too late at night. You don't get enough exercise. At your age you ought to be playing Rugby football for the old boys of your school.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
Get married, P.K. Purvis, said Gussie earnestly. It's the only life ...
~ P.G. Wodehouse
Bertie,' he said, 'I want your advice.' 'Carry on.' 'At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're a pretty consummate old ass, aren't you? Not that I want to hurt your feelings, of course.' 'No, no, I see that.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
To say that the farmer laughed would be to express the matter feebly. That his young opponent, who had been irritating him unspeakably since the beginning of the game with advice and criticism, should have done exactly what he had cautioned him, the farmer, against a moment before, struck him as being the finest example of poetic justice he had ever heard of, and he signalized his appreciation of the same by nearly dying of apoplexy.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
Sean had shaken his head when he heard. 'That girl's a lunatic,' he's said. 'Man, you got to cut her loose. Her mood ring's gone permanently black, you know what I mean?
~ Pagan Kennedy
Bennett advises his daughter not to develop a passion for poetry because it is 'dangerous to a woman': like novels, poetry heightens a woman's 'natural sensibility to an extravagant degree' and 'inspires a 'romantic turn of the mind,' that is 'utterly inconsistent with the solid duties and priorities of life.
~ Paraic Finnerty
No matter what the disciple's problem, the guru advised Kriya Yoga for its solution.
~ Paramahansa Yogananda
The narrator welcomes new students to his school by offering to tell them who the easy teachers are, or who the good ones are.
~ Pat Conroy
going to talk to her attorney." Angel
~ Patricia H. Rushford
What is the problem? What is the CAUSE of the problem? What are all possible solutions to the problem? What solution do you suggest?
~ Dale Carnegie
And 2,200 years before Christ was born, King Akhtoi of Egypt gave his son some shrewd advice—advice that is sorely needed today. "Be diplomatic," counseled the King. "It will help you gain your point.
~ Dale Carnegie
Lincoln hadn't wanted advice. He had wanted a sympathetic, trusted listener to whom he could unburden himself.
~ Dale Carnegie
you are better than I was at your age. I have been guilty of so many silly things myself
~ Dale Carnegie
When the prophet Samuel was a young boy, Eli the priest gave him unerring advice on listening for the voice of God. It is a simple but profound prayer: "Speak, LORD, for Your servant hears" (1 Sam. 3:9). When we get up out of bed in the morning, among our first thoughts should be this: Lord, speak to me. I'm listening. I want to hear your voice.
~ Dallas Willard
One final bit of advice. The next time a senior administrator of the CIA tells you she has a national-security crisis ... Leave the bullshit in Cambridge.
~ Dan Brown
Who better than a bunch of celibate male octogenarians to tell the world how to have sex? - Robert Langdon
~ Dan Brown
Ah, yes," Langdon said with a knowing smile. "Who better than a bunch of celibate male octogenarians to tell the world how to have sex?
~ Dan Brown
Who better than a bunch of celibate male octogenarians to tell the world how to have sex?
~ Dan Brown
Don't go, Bobby, said my friend. It's not worth it.
~ Dan Simmons
Carol Dweck, the psychologist who studies motivation, likes to say that all the world's parenting advice can be distilled to two simple rules: pay attention to what your children are fascinated by, and praise them for their effort.
~ Daniel Coyle
My father, a wise and grave man, gave me serious and excellent counsel against what he foresaw was my design. 
~ Daniel Defoe
Where love is the case, the doctor's an ass
~ Daniel Defoe
She is always Married too soon, who gets a bad Husband, and she is never Married too late, who gets a good one.
~ Daniel Defoe