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Quotes About Advice

Her advice is much like pepper, I think . . . excellent in small quantities but rather scorching in her doses.
~ L.M. Montgomery
That boy ought to sleep with a rubber band around his head to train his ears not to stick out. I had a beau once who did that and it improved him immensely.
~ L.M. Montgomery
Rosemary was quite used to being warned by Ellen from philandering if she so much as talked five minutes to any marriageable man under eighty or over eighteen. She had always laughed at the warning with unfeigned amusement. This time it did not amuse her—it irritated her a little. Who wanted to philander?
~ L.M. Montgomery
If people are saying you shouldn't attack, they aren't thinking what's best for you.
~ Lance Armstrong Sally Jenkins
You probably drink too much. If you hand me that bottle, I'll reduce your temptations. --Augustus Gus McCrae
~ Larry McMurtry
You might find it helpful to read the works of Robert Heinlein and Poul Anderson. The hallmark of a truly great philosopher is that he never writes books on philosophy, and those two are the best. Anderson for how to get along with people who are conspicuously wrong, and Heinlein for when not to.
~ Larry Niven
My grandfather used to say that most people don't want to hear the thing that will make it work better," I said. "They want to hear what will make it easier.
~ Laura Dave
My grandfather used to say that most people don't want to hear the thing that will make it work better," I said. "They want to hear what will make it easier." "And what did he say to do about that?" "Find other people. You know, for starters.
~ Laura Dave
Con permiso! Ã¢â'¬Â¦ Ah, y le sugiero que para la próxima vez que se enamore, ¡no sea tan cobarde! Tita
~ Laura Esquivel
A big boy nine years old is old enough to remember to mind,' he said. 'There's a good reason for what I tell you to do,' he said, 'and if you'll do as you're told, no harm will come to you.'" "Yes
~ Laura Ingalls Wilder
I give good advice. I do not always take it.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
I talk to myself every once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it. I
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
My characters surprise me constantly. My characters are like my friends - I can give them advice, but they don't have to take it. If your characters are real, then they surprise you, just like real people.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
Ronnie, telefonun diÄŸer ucunda sessizdi. ''Tamam ama dikkatli ol.'' ''DüÄŸün gecesindeki bir bakire gibi.'' Güldü.''Sen yola gelmezsin.'' ''Herkes öyle diyor,''dedim.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
I had the shotgun. I was also carrying my two pistols, two knives, and a derringer stuffed in the pocket of my jacket. It was a present from Edward. He had handed it to me with this advice: "It kicks like a sonofabitch, but press it under someone's chin, and it will blow their fucking head off." Nice to know. It
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
I lied quickly, remembering a Cosmo article I'd read that had exhorted me to "keep it light and airy and happy" when talking to a new guy because most "normal" guys didn't respond so well to hard-bitten cynicism.
~ Lauren Weisberger
There were plenty of great guys out there, and there was no need to get stuck on a jerk. Even if he was adorable and seemed perfectly sweet and genuine. Emily
~ Lauren Weisberger
I should have known something was wrong when my advisor's parting words were Good luck. To his credit, he had—very gently—suggested that I might want to consider a different sort of topic. But I didn't want to consider another topic. I was madly in love with my topic: "Aristocratic Espionage during the Wars with France, 1789- 1815." It had dash, it had swash, it had buckle.
~ Lauren Willig
Word of advice, sister mine. If you want to keep your papers private, don't write 'Private' on the cover. It set the mater right off. It was all I could do to stop her sniffing around like some great sniffing thing.
~ Lauren Willig
Well, anyway," Joey went on blithely, "few years ago this guy calls me up. 'Joey,' he says, 'I got big problems. The vacation market is in the shits, I can't pay my mortgage. What should I do?' I say, 'How about you put some fucking pants on and get a job?' He says, 'I have no pants.' I say, 'I'll buy you some.' 'No,' he says. 'Fuck pants.
~ Laurence Shames
To such, however, as do not choose to go so far back into these things, I can give no better advice, than that they skip over the remaining parts of this chapter; for I declare before-hand, 'tis wrote only for the curious and inquisitive.
~ Laurence Sterne
Everybody told me to be a man. Nobody told me how.
~ Laurie Halse Anderson
I wouldn't mention that to him, if I were you.> < Ah, but if you /were/ me, perhaps you would.> --Pirate King, chapter 9
~ Laurie R. King
you have a better chance to get pregnant if you keep your knees way up and stay that way as long as you can.
~ Lawrence Block