Quotes About Risk

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.

Firefighters save hearts and homes.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase — that's what wild geese are for.

I'd hate to take a bite out of you; you're a cookie full of arsenic.

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at.

You know you're a skydiver when you try to convince the flight attendant on a commercial flight that you really would be much more comfortable sitting on the floor.

Better dead sure than sure dead.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.

The more chance there is of stubbing your toe, the more chance you have of stepping into success.

In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.

You know you're a skydiver when you don't remember your anniversary or your mother's birthday, but you know down to the second how much accumulated free fall time you have.

There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.

Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!

Accidents hurt — safety doesn't.

Firefighters - your worst nightmare is just another day at the office.

He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.