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Calvin:It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means? Television: ...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a graphic novel, but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

This tiger is sprawled So still and so flat, A question arises When glancing thereat. Is he asleep? to be Perfectly frank, He looks more as if He was creamed by a tank!

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars! - Calvin Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting. - Calvin's mom

Yep, Christmas is around the corner. And what better way to celebrate a religious holiday than with a month of frenzied consumerism.

Why is it you intense political types insist on living entirely in the symbolic world?

There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who think they are sinners and the sinners who think they are righteous.

I feel that it is possible that I might never have existed, for my self consists in thought; therefore I who think would never have been if my mother had been killed before I had come to life; therefore I am not a necessary being. I am not eternal or infinite either…

128] Two things teach man about his whole nature: instinct and experience.

not in order to become wiser, but only in order to prove that they know them; and these are the most senseless of the band

115] Immateriality of the soul. When philosophers have subdued their passions, what material substance has managed to achieve this?

Contradictions. Infinite wisdom and infinite folly of religion.

Wretchedness induces despair. Pride produces presumption. The incarnation shows man the greatness of his wretchedness through the greatness of the remedy required.

Beauty walks a razors edge, someday I'll make it mine.

The sun's not yellow, its chicken!

Jezebel the nun, who violently knits...

The country music stations plays soft but there's nothing, really nothing to turn off.

abe said where d'you want this killin done / God said out on highway 61

Once upon a time You dressed so fine