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All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.

So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records?

Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.

Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.

Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile. Where is Superman when you need him?

Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage, Bill said politely, But I have my own wine cellar.

You never told me all this before, I said, by way of explanation. You all have divided up America into kingdoms, is that right?

Eric, what are you doing? Snuggling. Get out of my bed! -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

Leave the girl alone, Clete, and let's get back on the road, the tall driver said, and his voice had that I'm done with you edge to it. I don't know who this guy is, but I don't think he changes into a nutria.

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? -Sookie Stackhouse

Look. This room is the Seal Room. See the big picture of the seal? And that room is the Pony Room.? ?Is there a pony?? Hunter was an optimist.

Would Eric enjoy being a Sooner? As I navigated through Shreveport, I wondered if Oklahoma vampires wore cowboy boots and knew all the songs from the musical.

Oh, I took some night school courses in psychology," said Bill Compton, vampire.

Ar trebui sa se puna o pancarta pe care sa crie: Loc de parcare pentru cei care comit atacuri nocturne asupra lui Sookie.

Not since the dark days of the Twilight franchise had it been so trendy to be dead.

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. - Pam

grip on consciousness slipped as easily and completely as had his hand. "No . . ." he said once more, very weakly. The canopy of trees above

No threatening the cat!" Mr. Snuggly said. No

Please have a seat," I said, though I sounded about as welcoming as a church lady forced to entertain an atheist.

Would that detective be Arthur Smith?" Mother asked. I heard the permafrost under her words.

Sure, that was Amendment 29 to the Constitution: Shifters don't have to talk to Sookie Stackhouse.

politically correct theory, the one the vamps

Hypocrite reader -- my fellow -- my brother!

I'm just a handsome guy. Kinda like a ladies' man, like 'Ladies Man,' the movies.