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Sir didn't mean anything, Kelly knew. When in doubt, a Marine would call a lightpole

the alligator in the cab, they sat inside Brewbaker's truck

But something told Malcolm that plumbing made gurgling noises, not stealthy creeping noises.

But the world continued to thrive and prosper, with only the epidemic of love and romance spoiling an otherwise perfect situation.

Which is why I started writing this, I suppose - that and the money Dexitheus offered me, of course, and the prospect of something to do over the winter. Dear God, I really am starting to ramble now, aren't I? I'd better get on with the story, before I completely lose touch with reality.

Malcolm turned round quite slowly. He had had a bad day, but not so bad that he could face talking badgers - talking dead badgers - with equanimity.

Malcolm rubbed his eyes. 'And my niceness is going to save the world, is it?

Deep empathy for people makes our observations powerful sources of inspiration.

GENERAL, I have learned that the jack ass whose business it is to report to you upon the battle of the 27th [the 27 Nivôse, i.e., January 16] stated that I was only in observation throughout the battle. I don't wish any such observation on him, for he would have shit in his pants. Salute and Brotherhood! ALEX. DUMAS

Ellen Cherry was from the south and had good manners. She didn´t have any panties on, but she had good manners.

Poetry, the best of it, is lunar and is concerned with the essential insanities. Journalism is solar (there are numerous newspapers named The Sun, none called The Moon) and is devoted to the inessential.

This is the room of the wolfmother wallpaper.

You are an ignorant schoolgirl. You think civilization is a good thing.

What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was.

How can men be such lummoxes, such wads of chewing gum on our ballet slippers and still feel so good?

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. Still, lovers quarrel. Frequently, they quarrel simply to recharge the air between them, to sharpen the aliveness of their relationship.

The minute you land in New Orleans, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get that aspect of New Orleans off you is to eat it off.

THE MINUTE YOU LAND IN NEW ORLEANS, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get the aspect of New Orleans off you is to eat it off.

Pigeon she strut on the rooftop Cockroach he strut on the sink My baby strut down to Jerusalem Where blood is the favorite drink

Max's heart made a sound like the sleigh bells on Mrs. Santa Claus's dildo.

Criminals, because they're plagued with guilt, often will surrender and go quietly. Outlaws, because they're pure, never will.

If he weren't a stick his own self, I'd say he had a stick up his butt.

Once, Princess Leigh-Cheri used a papal candlestick for the purpose of self-gratification. She had hoped that at the appropriate moment she might be visited by either the Lamb or the Beast, be, as usual, only Ralph Nader attended her.

If he's like a lot of men, he'd rather be a murderer than a fool.