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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Well, well. What have we here? (Thief #1) Looks like we got some little pigeons just right for a plucking. (Thief #2) Well, well. What have we here? (Sin) Looks like a pack of fools wanting to die. (Braden)

What's in a man's past doesn't matter nearly as much as what's in his present, and most importantly, what's in his heart. (Kristen)

Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity)

He is the devil! (Hugh) Spawned of hell and suckled on the teat of a demon. I make no claims to anything else. (Draven)

You, sir, have the manners of a stump. (Nora) Since I'm as tall as a tree, that would be rather fitting, don't you think? (Ewan)

You arrogant, apish, underhonest lewdster! (Maggie)

I say burn that witch. (Enos) Aye. Burn the witch. Burn the witch. (Clan) Burn the witch and her ugly shoes too! (Enos) (Braden frowned at him.) Well, they are ugly. (Enos)

Put you weapon away. (Rowena) Why should I when I have half a mind to make good use of it on you? (Stryder) So you admit to having only half a mind, then? (Rowena)

She would follow him, and if he made a move to hurt her, she promised herself he would long regret it. At least she would try to make him long regret it. Of course, the worst thing she could probably manage would be to bleed on him. Fine revenge, that. (Serenity)

Will unsheathed his sword.) What is it you do? (Stryder) Remember when you told us you'd rather be dead than married? (Val)

Then why this elaborate abduction? (Lorelei) Why not? I was there, you were there, Lord Pasty Face was there. It seemed like a perfect opportunity. (Jack)

Tell me," he whispered, "why it is you alone hold no fear of me?" "I can't imagine. Surely I am foolish. Aelfa assures me you eat small children every morn to break your fast. Do you?" "Nay, I find them to be too harsh on the belly. All that moving around once they're swallowed. Not worth the effort, really." -Sin & Callie

I'll go get you something for the pain. (Lorelei) An executioner and his ax would help. (Jack)

And why are you sitting there? (Callie) Because it's rather difficult to stand while sleeping. (Sin) You are sleeping outside my door? Why? (Callie) Because if I slept outside of Simon's door, the innkeeper might think I'm strange. (Sin)

Where's the bull? (Callie) Tied to a tree, eating my boot. I'm just glad my leg is no longer in it. (Sin) Lad, how did you manage it? (Angus) I run fast when chased by large bulls. (Sin)

Tis the will of Our Savior that we should find you a spouse. (Henry) 'Tis the will of Lucifer that you should torment me until the day he can take over. (Sin)

In 2014, the Earth's gravity is weakest in southern India (blue spot) and strongest in Iceland and Indonesia (red spots).

The French translation of 'a black hole has no hair' is so obscene that French publishers resisted it vigorously, to no avail.

and gradually his face took on an expression of grudging pudding contentment.

These people are just louts, and that's the truth

Hattie.' Grace patted my arm. 'My cows sing better than you do.

Did you just do that math in your head?" Farkas asked the admiral. Janeway nodded. "I've already had my coffee.

The planet where the Borg originated," she answered.