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They trusted me as men carelessly, always, trust women-- as if this trust, this confidence was their birthright. A mistake-- in this case, at any rate.

reflected from a diamond shape of tiny white shark's teeth.

Writing a book is like dating. It's exciting. It's dreamy. And after four years, I just want to end it.

Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

You have an alarming streak of chivalry for a butler. I'd accuse you of aping your betters, but I have met your houseguests.

I realize with regret that my report is not as complete as it should be," she wrote, "and had fully intended to do better, but we are told that good intentions make excellent paving stones.

This man could say anything in the world to me and he'd still be the one shame-buying Dan Brown.

your friends "liked" your status in a way that leaves no doubt that you were the one dumped.

only takes one weirdo to spot you inside and decide to go and get you.

His lower lip trembles. "Is this . . . are you from the network?" I look at him. Could he possibly be that stupid? "No," I say. "I'm from the world.

that guy came here to confess." "Are you a priest?" "No, I am a church!

My middle school health teacher told us that you can hold eye contact for 10 seconds before scaring or seducing someone.

Thank you so much." "Every time." "I like that. Every time. Instead of 'anytime.' It's pointed." "Well, I mean it.

You're not a good killer," he says. "Obviously.

She winks. "I hope you like pineapples." I fucking hate pineapples. "Love 'em," I say. "Bring it.

But there is no way I am going to fuck her out of her celebrity death depression. If she came to me because her mother died, maybe, but this is ridiculous.

and describing his male lead, as if that's what the world needs, another sociopath on TV

Books don't get any more commercial and anti-chap than Stephen Fucking King (unless you want to talk about Dan Brown, but you can't compare the two because Dan Brown's not literary).

She just feels so ingenuine in everything, every toast she gives is like, take your lips off his a—.

I am not your wicked witch," Alexandrine said. "Beg to differ there," Nikodemus said. "You sure as hell are." "I'm your sworn fiend," she returned. Between Xia's body and hers, she moved her hand over Xia's crotch. "But I'm his wicked witch." "Fuck, yes," Xia said.

Carpenter Greg Zanis

My son was on Craigslist and he saw it!

In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.

Vultures are difficult to charm unless you're off somewhere rotting in the noonday sun. Casually rotting…a glib cadaver.