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And I know about psychologists, when they're writing down what you're saying they're really writing down how much money they're going to get when they sell their latest yacht, because they're all yuppies with no respect.…

Let's get China to leak a memo that says they want to build military bases on Mars. We'd be on Mars in twelve months.

cool stars are red. Tepid stars are white. Hot stars are blue. Very hot stars are still blue. How about the very, very hot places, like the 15-million-degree center of the Sun? Blue. To an astrophysicist, red-hot foods and red-hot lovers both leave room for improvement.

Stephen Hawking the reputation of being the smartest person alive. Most of us agree.

If you had a super-duper, jumbo-gigantic finger, and you dragged it across Earth's surface (oceans and all), Earth would feel as smooth as a cue ball.

Not only that, this "negative gravity" will ultimately win the tug-of-war, as it forces the cosmic expansion to accelerate exponentially into the future.

The former pair offered physics and logic; the latter offered primarily politics and fear plus a

hard to make a time machine out of normal material in your garage by only gently curving spacetime

You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.

Heaven has no taste. Now- And not one single sushi restaurant. A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

WAITRESS 2 Then, the topper . . . an elbow to the ribs . . . "Hey, you make it?" Really sensitive, like we've got a fucking recipe for an orgasm!

Wow, this is so great. Snow in New York, isn't it romantic? Only if you love empty theaters.

Number 2 son: I don't hear nothin. What do you hear? Inspector Wang: Double negative and dog.

Project Hollywood had reached a new nadir. MYSTERY:

He was immense, balding, and toadlike, with warts covering his face and the voice of a hundred thousand cigarette packs. My

The ideal I've been striving for is not the way people have relationships in the real world.

So I'm removing myself from the gene pool," he sobbed. She

And she was interesting, an odd confusion of wit and intense earnestness; a vivid and remarkable person.

As certain ruthlessness and a sense of alienation from society is as essential to creative writing as it is to armed robbery.

Motive is tricky, and you can't ascribe a motive and then try to make it fit the crime.

totally incompetent blowhard, an idiot and a fool.

You have very little rape experience. Now, here we have a rope homicide

an officer and a gentleman by an act of Congress, but an asshole by choice." The military also discourages

Selective memory is part of the Corey Method of dealing with the bosses.