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In fact, the males very rarely take permanent mates.' His skin was so tan. 'Why not?' 'Because we tend to kill the females.' Ah, well, okay. That wasn't cool.

He'd always prided himself on being more civilized than his brothers, but so much for that; he was becoming aroused in a damned sewer.

Theres a nightmare scenario. Oh hey a weasel!

Yes", she said her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's exactly what I'm saying, in fact let's try sex again." She leaped to her feet and torn open her jeans. "Maybe my magic vagina will cure you of all the traumatic acts my family has inflected on you.

I'd tell you to ask my last assistant about my low tolerance, but his soul is busy being tortured and buttfucked in the Inner Sanctum." He laughed. "Buttfucked in the Sanctum. Get it?" Apparently, the males of all species remained children no matter how old they got.

Hell's bells, he'd been cast in a cheesy horror movie.

Where the fuck did you get your medical training? Hogwarts?

Is this some kind of joke?" "I have no sense of humor." She'd heard that about Raphael.

Newsflash, you Heavenly puke; no children that come of the union with my mate will ever be handed over to you.

The temperature in that hangar would sometimes get down to 40 degrees, and very often I had to put on long underwear, which was so restrictive I suffered from an acute vascular disorder for days afterward.

The one thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians.

One thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians.

John and I are gonna move to San Francisco. It's supposed to be gay heaven up there.

If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me.

Hawkeye: I brought a book over. Roberts: What book? Hawkeye: The dictionary. I figure it's got all the other books in it.

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

Social media is a time-suck. Read a friggin' book once in a while.

And all analogies to the Holocaust are tired, overworked, boring, probably insulting, possibly true, and a major turnoff.

Closets, schmosets, everyone's out of the closet. Now where the fuck are the men !

You're the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a boyfriend while you're at it?

Buy a dog. Dogs are faggot children.

I never met a soul in this world as normal as me.

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.