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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life

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I love Pinterest. It's electronic hoarding without the clutter.

But I... never could make a good impromptu speech without several hours to prepare it.

Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

I was... blaspheming my luck in a way that made my breath smell of brimstone.

Profanity is more necessary to me than is immunity from colds.

Well, the good old days with most of us was when we didn't earn enough to pay an income tax.

In vino Veritas. In Aqua satietas. In... What is the Latin for Tea? What! Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.

Indeed, madam, your ladyship is very sparing of your tea: I protest, the last I took was no more than water bewitch'd.

It would, said Biran, be much nearer the truth to say asservie à des organes. Man is an intelligence, not served by, but in servitude to his organs.

Today is Wednesday. Which means that tomorrow is Pre-Friday, which means the next day is Friday. So today is basically Friday.

What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree but you can climate.

When wine has given indecent language birth, And forced the flood-gates of licentious mirth...

I put in these parentheses to signify a complicated wink — you understand?

...winking all the way as a vent for his superfluous sagacity...

Here he went through the not very difficult process of winking upon the company with his solitary eye...

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Her handwriting was sweeping, immaculate, breathless.

My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg.

April dress'd in all his trim Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing...

[W]ell I know that no man will ever bring out of that office the reputation which carries him into it.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

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