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You don't have a drop of paint on you, I said. Why is that? Ranger smiled, liking that he hadn't gotten hit. I guess they were hunting pussy. But I walked into the Motherfuckers room. Yeah, but babe, your clearly pussy.
~ Janet Evanovich
Fuck, Ranger said. Ranger didn't often curse and he rarely raised his voice. The fuck has been entirely conversational. Like he was now midly inconvenienced. He put his Bates boot to the door and the door popped open..
~ Janet Evanovich
I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb. Morelli
~ Janet Evanovich
He doesn't look very smart," Diesel said. "He's not even giving me the finger." "Can monkey's do that?" Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. "Cool!" Hal said.
~ Janet Evanovich
Hey, Lula said to Ranger's man.You want to watch it? I just had my hair done. I don't need plaster in it. Next time just shoot a hole is this punk-ass loser, will you?
~ Janet Evanovich
Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger
~ Janet Evanovich
You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-
~ Janet Evanovich
I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula
~ Janet Evanovich
I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit? Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six
~ Janet Evanovich
Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!!
~ Janet Evanovich
Good grief. Are you flirting with me? Honey, my intentions are way past flirting. Your intentions could get you a knee in the groin. Nick grinned. At least your mind's on the right body part.
~ Janet Evanovich
I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.
~ Janet Evanovich
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
~ Janet Evanovich
You need teeth like mine! Grandma said. You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
~ Janet Evanovich
Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna
~ Janet Evanovich
Diesel grinned. "You have a choice. You can be the stupid inferior female or the stupid powerful female." "How about if I'm just myself?" Diesel glanced at Ranger. "I'm not going to touch that one." Ranger shook his head. "I'll pass." "Funny," I said. "Very funny.
~ Janet Evanovich
I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pregnant." -Grandma Mazur
~ Janet Evanovich
Your monkey was looking under the stall doors in the ladies' room,' I told Diesel. 'That's my boy,' Diesel said.
~ Janet Evanovich
I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. Excuse me, she said.
~ Janet Evanovich
You shouldn't be driving," Morelli said to Kloughn. "I know," Kloughn said. "I tried walking, but I was too drunk. It's okay. I was driving very slooooowly and 'sponsibly.
~ Janet Evanovich
Morelli opened a kitchen drawer, removed a gun, and stepped to the cellar door. "Wait," I said, "maybe we should call the police." "Cupcake, I am the police.
~ Janet Evanovich
You can't be mad at me," Ranger said. "I'm cute. I might even be adorable.
~ Janet Evanovich
Sometimes I moonlight for a guy named Ranger who's extremely bad in an incredibly good way.
~ Janet Evanovich
I don't feel comfortable with that," Emerson said. "I'm not actually a gun person." "Guns don't kill people," Rollo said. "Pontiac GTOs being pushed off mountains kill people.
~ Janet Evanovich