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A goodly number of high nobility was present: the Duchess Kickass, the Countess Pisshappy, also the Princess Smellshit with her two daughters, who are married to the two Princes of Mustbelly von Pigtail.

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not the thing with feathers. The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

No, no, because she's a mental adolescent, and being romantic, she has a death wish. So, for a brief moment of passion,she completely abandons all responsibilities.

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

Marshall McLuhan predicted books would become art objects at some point. He was right.

Morale still seems reasonably high and, while the desertion rate has risen, it is still limited to those who can walk.

It seemed like I was surrounded by great and wonderful people unstable as uranium.

Drama is like meat and three veg. Whereas comedy is like the merangue at the end.

bullshit french post-war rationalizing

According to Monica, the nanny, she said, "I've got him." The head on the lap would over time somehow metamorphosize into my molesting her in the attic, but that reenactment of Dory Previn's song scenario would come later.

It seems to me the only hope for mankind lies in magic. I have always hated reality, but it's the only place you can get good chicken wings.

What's so menacing about the universe? The size. Of course I was smaller then.

This is what's out there in matrimonial court. Guys like Judge Wilk. Capricious men with the power to regulate families.

Rita Moleskin—what are you doing here?" I said, discreetly pocketing the melting remains of my Snickers in a move Cardini would have envied.

I'm an existential teleological aetheist. I believe there is an underlying intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey.

I walked her home, chatting about this and that, trying to impress her with tales of my brief stint in the Navy SEALs throwing fish to our men each time they completed a successful mission.

And why threaten to "take my daughter"? Should the kids be used to wreak vengeance? Do you really want to deprive Dylan of her father to punish me? Are there no limits to your vengeance?

Chester was the most revered male in the extended family because he enunciated like Abba Eban.